Wright's Writing Corner: Visceral Reactions -- and Happy Saint Paddy's Day!

My lovely and talented wife is at home cooking the Corn Beef and Cabbage to celebrate yet another saint's day from the Roman Catholic calendar, this one Saint Patrick, who drove the snakes out of Ireland. You see, the sinister conspiracy of Paleopapal Roman Catholicism has its talons in all corners of the globe, and perhaps beyond the circle of Sulva! Just when you think your society is safely secular, Caths leap from their drunken barstools, reeking of incense, garbed in green, ready for ano...