Faraday part 2: The saga continues

Faraday rolled his collection of dice. His silverback was hungry, yet he only rolled enough bananas to feed half his gorilla swarm. Some gorillas would have to go back in the nest.

‘Hmm,’ thought Faraday, ‘I wonder if swarm is even the correct collective noun for a group of gorillas.’ He would look it up tomorrow, right now was Gorilla Dice time.

Faraday moved seats and collected his other swarm of dice and rolled. It was hard playing a five player game solo, but there was nothing else to do. He was bored, and with no one else to turn to, he was lonely.

The clock ticked on the wall behind him. The dense loneliness hit Faraday hard in the heart of his soul (just left of his brain.) Faraday threw the dice away in disgust. Silverbacks and regularbacks scattered around his living room. His moist eyes soon found his hands and his body rocked as he wept. Bitter, bitter gorilla tears.

If you would like Faraday to:

A) Jump off a bridge,

B) Jump off a building,

C) Jump off a statue, or

D) Go see a counsellor,

Please vote in the comments!

Story to be completed soon…