Faraday part 1: The saga begins

Faraday was a lonely man, a quiet man. And as he sat in his recliner chair (as he did every Saturday night), his legs in the air and his fingers searching his cat’s hair for a flea to crack, Faraday wanted more. More.

He blamed his mother for not bringing him up with an air of confidence or self-importance. He blamed his father for not bringing him up at all. School, too, was to blame as it provided him no friends or success.

Work was a waste of time. Shopping was boring. TV was terrible. His board games gave him pleasure, but without anyone to play with he just read the rule books over and over until they were memorised twice in his mind.

‘Ah, Faraday,’ he told himself, ‘what are you going to do with yourself?’

If you would like Faraday to:

A) Jump off a bridge,

B) Jump off a building,

C) Jump off a statue, or

D) Play Gorilla Dice by himself to pass the time,

Please vote in the comments!

Story to be completed soon…