Process: Why I'd Like to Marry Evernote

It is time to commit, to form a relationship with someone who will hear all my ideas, record my facts, and even keep tabs on the random articles I find on the internet. 
Better yet, what if they were always around? And I didnt need to grab my iPad or phone or laptop or one of my bazillion notebooks to find something I thought once.
What if they could just tell me? While I use any device? Even offline? I would marry them!
So it is decided then. I don't know how my boyfriend will feel. But my...