DEM 3

Evil Editor backed up slowly as his rejected authors closed in around him. All it had taken to lure him to this neighborhood was an anonymous invitation to an all-you-can-eat ribs and cheesecake block party. How could he have been so stupid as to fall for it?

Brandishing axes and maces and torches like vengeful villagers in a black and white horror movie, the would-be authors were nearly upon him. "Wait," he said. "What if I agree to publish all of your books?"

"Like we'd believe you. You've re...