DEM 2

Trapped upon the ledge of the erupting volcano, the desperate researchers clung to one another.

"I'm so sorry I brought you here," the handsome, mutton-chopped man murmured to the gorgeous, buxom, honey-blonde beauty in his arms.

"It's all right, Evil," she said, stifling a sob. "At least we're together."

All around them lava roiled, seething and surging as it drew inexorably closer. Flames licked and danced.

"At least we had Paris," said Evil gently.

"If only we had stayed in New York," she sobbe...