NOM helps that girl you sat behind in 9th grade math class tell you she shuns your civil equality

America's house of civil discrimination is encouraging Facebook fans to share this image on their won walls:

I believe marriage means a man and a woman. Sometimes. And I'm especially into it if it means a beach wedding invite for me!

But it's not only a man and a woman. That being the truth, you'll have to forgive me if I stay away from your blue arrows, NOM. It's not nice to point anyway.