Video: What kind of breathing exercises help with Satan's anal birthing?

I would say my own thing about the following video. But in this case, I'm just going to quote my pal Andy Towle:

Joseph Sciambra, an "ex-gay" Christian who now runs his own website, once gave birth to the devil, and it damaged him so badly it required surgery. [Towle]

That set up is clear enough, right? Just a run-of-the middle Beezlebub birthing. I've seen three of them today alone.

Though if you do want more explanation, here is the clip:

(via Towle)