How To Amuse Yourself

Occasionally I entertain myself. Sometimes this involves taking pictures of my dog while he is sleeping, but recently it has come from writing.

A few weeks ago I found myself laughing at something I wrote. Now, before you think I’m nuts, the element of time plays a large factor in amusement. If you’re instantly entertained by something you said or wrote, there is a 90% chance you’re an evilvillainwith a maniacal laugh.

So how do I amuse myself? By writing down 3 observations every single day. I...