Winners of the Advance Reader Copy Contest!

Ladies and gentlemen of the blog audience, welcome to the AWARDS CEREMONY I am hosting here today. Please imagine me in a froofy violet ballgown.

Now imagine me tearing out all my hair. I am bald (but in a fabulous ballgown).

You see, I was expecting the entries to be awesome, but I was not expecting them to be quite so awesome. There was really an overdose of awesomeness. Drastic measures had to be taken.

Before I start I must say thank you very much to everyone who entered. I was overwhelmed b...