The X-Ray Spex Holiday Shopping Guide, Part 7: The thrilling (and humiliating) final chapter!

There are items listed in the Lighter Side Co. holiday gift catalog that are more disgusting, more feces-obsessed and just plain more asinine (so many Jeff Dunham products ... so many...) but for some reason I can't quite explain, this relatively innocuous prank designed for small woodland creatures...


I think I'm fascinated by the Big Head Squirrel Feeder because it, and I quote, allows you to "feed them AND humiliate them at the same time!" Who among us doesn't lie awake nights dreaming of humiliating squirrels? Do squirrels even feel humiliation? I suppose this is the perfect product to put that potentially groundbreaking hypothesis to the test. And, as a bonus, it's "Nutty-looking!" Well, of course it is. Why wouldn't it be?

In other words, Merry Christmas.