The X-Ray Spex Holiday Shopping Guide, Part 6: Save a dollar by buying two!

Enough with the soap. There are a lot of other gifts in the Lighter Side Co. catalog, including a few from the world of fashion. Here's a swimsuit that would be timeless if it weren't based on a single joke from a movie that left theaters six years ago...


Some of you might think that the most terrifying line in that product description is "May become transparent when wet," but I'd argue the line with the most terrifying implications is this one...

Please tell me this wasn't included become someone tried to return a used one.