Today I Was Bad

I'm not always happy sunshine, a lot of you are aware of this.

I'm pretty aware of cues, though. When a person says, "Something happened today, but I don't really want to talk about it", it means, 95% of the time, "Ask me what happened so I can tell you all about it."
When a person says "I don't really want to talk about it, everyone I have told about it has just gone off on me about it", it means, 99% of the time, "I'm going to tell you about it in excruciating detail, and you had damned wel...