For This Run It's Dumb Criminal 101!

The cat was searching through a site because he was bored one night, Canada's version of craiglist, nothing to do with the umm wrist. The cat is snip snip anyway. So into the gutter your mind needs not to stray. Now he saw an ad there that really proves criminals are dumber than a holy sock pair.

First there was the wanted,
Which the ad taunted.
Then there was the robbers.
Guess they needed some good jobbers?

That is right,
There in the cat's sight.
"Wanted Robbers" for all to view.
I thought it was a spelling error to.

Could have wanted rubbers,
For some wild hot tubers.
Could have wanted rodders too.
As they wanted a hot rodding crew.

Maybe jobbers were what they were seeking.
For a little tongue and cheeking.
Or coppers which is a stretch.
But they could have wanted those coin things to play fetch.

So I clicked on through,
And there in my view,
Was an ad saying how they wanted to be the Gotham crew,
And pull off things that would turn people blue.

Or at least put the world back in its place.
They even had that Bane mask face.
So they are going to commit crime,
And let all know including a mime.

That is the best idea ever.
Boy, criminals are so clever.
What next will they try?
Putting up a big billboard in the sky?

I guess it makes the cops job easier to do.
That is a plus for me and you.
Might fill the jail though,
With this big fail of a show.

Of course was probably a gag,
Some idiot type of tag.
Trying to suck people in,
To some pyramid scheme or something at their bin.

Still a moron is a moron I suppose,
Which ever way the wind blows.
So grab a good strong water hose,
And blow away such annoying crows.

The cat just had to give it a go after seeing such a show. Maybe they will wrap all in a big bow and sing some Christmas type flow. In their swanky new cell or nice warm spot in Hell. But if they trespass at my sea they will get a pringle can to the face and knee. Then I will pass some gas and scare them away with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.