A Crapulous Of Rhyme On dVerse's Dime!

NEWS FLASH Make another dash, interviewed once more, HERE at the dVerse shore!

The cat will throw so many words at you that you will think they are untrue. But none are made up by me. It is so fun to confuse and it causes me glee. Don't blame the cat. It is dVerse that brought the weirdo words to my mat.

Searching high and low,
I found cerumen can glow.
Nasty as can be, I know.
They doddle and let that grow.

Eructation can be so rude.
And sound rather crude.
But a footle you,
Really has no clue.

That liripipe is quite the sight.
I mean it causes a fright.
Glad no monomania exists here.
The cat will kick anything into gear.

I don't want to see that oxter of yours.
Save it for Walmart stores.
If you pilpul me,
I may nail you to a tree.

Wow, that is sure a puckeroo.
You may need some super glue.
Spanghew-ing can be fun.
The cat has to give that a run.

Are you miffed?
Why don't you go get squiffed?
That would be so twee.
But not really to me.

Ululate sure applies to old one eye.
She can let the whining fly.
Whinge applies too.
Wow, that is two that came due.

Thankfully no meldrop in sight.
That would force one into the dark of night.
I have such an izzat ass.
It rhymes and provides much sass.

Did you stub your hallux today?
That would cause a swear to display.
Beats a gormless foe,
With the brians of a crow.

What is that frowzy smell?
Brian, did you ring such a bell?
Sure can't say it is floccinaucinihilipilification one bit.
Say that three times fast and you'll be a hit.

So before I draggle myself,
Across the sand at my shelf.
I will just say hold the bumf please.
I'd rather leave that up to the breeze.

Now was that not fun? Have you learned a new word under your sun? Or has your head exploded yet? Do not curse this pet. I was just trying to help you out some. Remember the holidays are near so don't be glum. Eat, be merry and pass gas. That should be coined by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.