Decode This Graffiti and Win a Prize!

Prize Disclosure Statement: What you win is my appreciation.

Carved into the sink at a Santa Barbara cafe is a message that may be important:

Evade FTS
Evade …  … …?

Federal Trade Surplus?
First Time Surgeons?
Full Tilt Spiraling?

or maybe the message is

Evade F+S
Evade … and … ?

Fries and Soda?
Friends and Supplicants?
Fun and Stupidity?

Uh oh. Maybe the message is

Evade F+5
Evade … and 5 ?

I got nothing for that one.