When randomness is perfect

I write in the program Scrivener, which is much more tailored to the way I think than Microsoft Word. One of the writing tools in the program is a random name generator, which I've jury-rigged to generate character traits. (I'm thinking of making it available at some point on JCP Books once I've played with it enough, and if there's demand, and if I can make it work in the PC version too.)

So the personality type to pop up when I hit the random button today is:
average ass

LOL - not just any ass, but your average, garden-variety ass. So very evocative, don't you think? Other good ones on the list include charming pal, eager slob and Machiavellian stud. But I get a kick out of average ass.