Top 10 General Petraeus Pickup Lines Used on Paula Broadwell

Occasionallynews is just too juicy to not make a top ten list…

10. Yup, the medals are real.

9. You know we have boats too.

8. What’s your husband do for work? Oh, that’s cute.

7. Hey baby. You wanna meet Osama…, I mean Obama?

6. These four stars aren’t for being good at spelling.

5. Care to see my gun collection? (Points to U.S. Air Force)

4. So can I get your number? Actually, that’s just a formality. Had your phone tapped the minute I saw you.

3. Pick a country. Any country… gone.

2. You.. me… Blac...