While Sherri is Away…

I don’t want her to think that we’ve done nothing but talk about ME and MY BOOK which just went on sale YESTERDAY.  I’ve been keeping up with all the celebrity news!  I didn’t know if I should go with Lindsey Lohan, Miss California’s answer to gay marriage, or this...Michael Jackson in a bizarre outfit, shopping for crap.  I mean, art. 

Didn’t they just sell everything at his ranch because he wasn’t making payments?  Didn’t he owe some store in Vegas a ton of money for the crap he bought there?