Evil Monkey Encounters The Weird

(Weirdest thing of all? Both Jeff and Evil Monkey have agreed to learn to cook using this arcane and insane book as a reward to Ann for all of the many, many hours of reading she is doing for the big book of weird project, on top of Weird Tales and everything else…)

Evil Monkey:

"This concerns someone called Beaver Toadstone."

Jeff:

"Doc Blaine ejaculated incoherently. I wheeled."

Evil Monkey:
"Here I was ready to accept his offer of a good job as his secretary, and I had to go and pull a...