Help! I'm being held hostage! By Ryan Gosling and a sloth!

I'm over at Bitten By Books today for an ongoing interview/chat and giveaway.
Starting at noon, Central time, you can read my secrets, ask questions, heckle me aplenty, and enter to win an Amazon gift card, which you can use to purchase almost anything that has ever existed, except for baby sloths, because I CHECKED.
Here's the link to the event.
And here's a Rafflecopter giveaway.
And here's a picture of Ryan Gosling holding a baby sloth. 

I was going to just give you a pic of a baby sloth, but... 
HEY, GIRL. SLOTH IS MY FAVORITE DEADLY SIN, RIGHT BEFORE LUST. FOR YOU.
Stop looking at Ryan and the sloth and go to Bitten By Books and win stuff.
Yes?
Yes.
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p.s. Yes, I'm assuming it's Photoshopped.
p.p.s. NO, I DON'T CARE.