Demon: “Grow the hell up, Angel! This hero needs an edge. He needs to be bad.”
Angel: “The hero of this story is supposed to be good. So it makes no sense for him to be bad.”
Demon: “Then change it. Give the good guy bad tendencies. Have him slap an old lady or steal some kid’s candy.”
Me: “There will be no old lady slapping or kiddy candy stealing from my good guy!”
Angel: “A good guy with bad…? That’s an oxymoron.”
Demon: “Did you just call me a moron?”
Angel: “No. I said that statement was an oxymoron, moron.”
Me: “Woah! You guys calm down. This is going too far if Angel’s calling you names.”
Demon: “I’ll show you a moron-”
Me: “Wait! No! Demon, extinguish that ball of fire!”
RBH
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Published on October 10, 2012 15:53