Valentine Reservation 2

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How wonderful to hear your voice again sir but we regret to tell you that we on longer serve food in our restaurant. We will be unable to accommodate your Valentine's party this year.

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As we recall sir, you broke our musician's violin when he wouldn't play "Who let the dogs out" for your table. Sorry, we're all booked up that day... all day... any day... every day... Have a nice day.

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This is Officer Phoesteer of the Phoenix PD informing you that the protective order is...