Valentine Reservation 1

Muttering inaudible comments, EE called again, his 4th attempt at reserving a table at the French restaurant, Très Magnifique.

The female matradee answered whimsically, "Bon Jour, Très Magnifique"

Incognito, using a southern drawl, EE said "Howdy there, purdy lady. Would you kindly help me with a reservation…for Valentine's Day?"

"Monsieur Evil?" She growled.

EE sat silent.

"Oui. I know its zou, Monsieur Evil!" She replied with French snobbery. "I said No! Zou aren't welcomed here. Stop calling…im...