Things I Probably Shouldn’t Do:

Dial a phone number while walking down the stairs…

1) Because it’s not my house and I don’t have muscle memory of the steps and thus, can’t rely on anything but eyesight when using the stairs

2) Because the phone will cover my vision and instead of seeing there are TWO steps left to go, I’ll think there are only one

3) I will overstep

4) My foot will slide and I will crash to earth with all the force of an avalanche pounding to the ground

5) My mother will see this from the corner of her eye...