Liestrong and Prosper

Don’t get me wrong, I live for larceny- why tell the truth when you can avoid it with a lie? Is there anything more fun than fooling a date into thinking you are an arm’s dealer in Namibia?  So this whole Lance thing is a big joke- sure he had a good run…er cycle….er ride but he knew it was just a matter of time before his number was pulled..I’m sure tonight it’s Milk and Hookers time- he must be so relieved…I would be…

He’s got it all- and will probably get even better babes now…y’know the ones who go for the bad boys…I’m so envious of this guy.  I feel badly for Nike- there’s going to be a fire sale unless they have a sense of humor about the whole thing and just change everything to ‘LI_ESTRONG’- Hell that’s what i’d do…sort of like the guys who have to carry signs in front of a store by court order saying ‘I shoplifted a fridge’ or something like that…

C’mon no bad deed goes punished…he’s Lance- and always be Lance..kind of the outlaw warrior athlete who would do anything it takes to win…and isn’t that what it’s all about - a winning at all costs attitude— Who cares that Romney paid only 14% in taxes….to those morons in trailer parks that’s $2.8 million more than they paid…but Team Obama has spun it so brilliantly- I hate what obamanomics has done to the USA but I love a winning strategy, especially when it’s dirty- Kudos Axelrod

So here’s to you Lance- spend a couple of years boinking your brains out in Asia and South America and all will be forgiven after a mea culpa on 60 minutes with Diane Sawyer or reasonable facsimile