The Cholesterol, part 1 (there may not be a part 2)

medication...

"Are you taking your Lipitor?" – nurse, as I walked in for my annual physical. I know what that is for, Lipitor. and I have been diagnosed with that ailment before, in my last depraved-living episode. Still, alarm bells did not ring, nor, since they are usually on silent mode, did they vibrate.

"No" I said to her.

"Oh no, did you not get a call from your pharmacy? you should be taking it… anyway, your doctor will be in soon, he'll talk to you about it…"

She came over to take my...