Evil Monkey Interrogates Finch

Evil Monkey:

So…you’ve been mouthing off on Facebook about finishing Finch, your new novel. I thought you finished that piece of crap months ago?

Jeff:

Huh? What?

Evil Monkey:

Hey! be alert. I asked you a question.

Jeff:

Jesus Christ, Evil. I was asleep.

Evil Monkey:

Falling into a stupor on the couch watching extreme fighting doesn’t count as “asleep.”

Jeff:

What the hell was the damn question?

Evil Monkey:

Um, here’s a napkin. Wipe that drool from the side of your mouth.

Jeff:

Uh. Get outta my face.

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