Please Enjoy This Quick Exchange That Happened During Magic Mike

[warning: the tiniest bit spoilery, but not really.]

TILDA leaves at the end of a scene where Channing Tatum is asking for a loan. She is gone less than five minutes before she slinks back into her seat.

TILDA
(whispering)
Okay. What’d I miss?

PAMIE
(whispering)
Okay, you’re not going to believe this, but while you were gone you missed Channing Tatum in a Marilyn Monroe dress and wig, dipping his balls on someone’s head.

TILDA
What?! Are you serious?

PAMIE
Yes!

TILDA
Dammit! I was gone for a secon...