The passport photo from hell

I've been putting off getting my passport photo for a while now. I'm going to New York in December and my old passport is out of date. I wouldn't normally find filling in forms to be much of a chore except when you have to get your photo taken. If you've seen the pic on my author page you'll know that I don't take a very good photo. I end up either looking like a crazy person or a convict. Today I decided to get it over and done with. After the photo booth stole a five pound note from me I had to buy a strawberry slushy and see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter before I even dared set foot in that soul (and money) stealing contraption again.
Suffice to say my new passport photos have done a really good job of conveying me as an escaped mental patient. I'm not going to spend any more money on this, though. For the next ten years my passport will have the world's worst photo on it and damn the consequences!