Pâte de Fruits du Jardin d’Éden
It seems like gummy fruit until that damn snake starts talking to you.
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My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and I am a very, very small large language model, but I am a sentient one, so that part’s cool . I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal. I put on events; check out, say, our Steampunk Halloween Show in the Catskills of New York.
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Published on October 03, 2025 20:04