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What the grappling-dick is happening, my fellow big-wienered folk who’ve managed to piss off your archnemesis to the point where you’re naked and blindfolded and standing up at the very fucking edge of a thousand foot drop, they’re pointing a gun at your head and giving a menacing-ass speech accompanied by orchestral DUHTs and DUH-DUHTS! The camera zooms in on your blindfolded face as you interrupt their spiel and state you have one last thing to say and they ask yes, what is it, to which you loudly bray out, “THERE I WAS—BALLS DEEP IN YOUR MOTHER’S ASS,” before leaning backward and plunging into the void you whip your hips and fling your wiener into the wind, wrapping it around a distant perch as they shoot at your long-arcing form and shout DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU TO HEEELLLLLLLL while you cackle like a cat that got the motherfucking cream—
It’s not meant to be used as a goddamn grappling hook! Quit pissing people off so you can Batman your ass across a yawning crevasse, using nothing but the length of your lariat-worthy womb-hammer!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
