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What the Ye Olden Cock is happening, all my fellow silver-haired fuck-machines who are capitalizing on the interest in distinguished old men but when you finally get with a woman you have to start explaining the old balls smell and the liver-spotted taint and the creepy white ear hair that makes you look like Doc Brown from Back to the Future (do they even remember that movie???) just fucked you in the earhole with full bushy pubes and left a goddamn fro hanging off the side of your head WHOOPS is that a Werther’s Original in the folds of your scrotum huh how in the Sam hill tarnation did THAT get in there—
And THAT, my friends, is why you gotta maintain that fine fucking balance! Quit the nightclubbing and gen Z slang, keep the gray temples and business casual blazers! And for the love of God, do not—DO NOT—offer your date a Werther’s Original! Jesus fucking Christ!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
