My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they’re fucking everywhere and…

copperbadge:

good-to-drive:

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they’re fucking everywhere and they’re so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that’s when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

The sigh of relief I breathed when you got to the part about the cucumber plant.