really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna…

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really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats

I WANNA BE EVIL

I WANNA PASS NOTES

I WANNA BE EVIL

I WANNA BREED STOATS

however truly nothing any of us can come up with can possibly compare to “I wanna be evil/I wanna tell lies/I wanna be evil/I wanna hurt flies”

see also: “and in the theater, I want to chang...