accidentally too straightforward courtship

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lualuadraw:

accidentally too straightforward courtship

YES!! THIS!!! There’s so much ‘oh Thorin accidentally gives Bilbo the Flower Courtship Language of 'fuck me now’’ but so little of the reverse. I can just see Bilbo being like “Here, I found this figurine carved out of banded carnelian in the market and thought of you”, paying no mind to the snickering of the vendors and not realizing he was in the Adult Rocks Section. He hands it over in the middle of dinner at the high tabl...