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the-fiddlesticks-affair:

one of my favorite bits of their banter in the whole show

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Napoleon Solo: It’s a pretty expensive party, I’d say.

Illya Kuryakin: Suddenly I feel very Russian.

Solo: That’s just your proletarian blood.

Kuryakin: Well, there’s no difference between those people and me.

Solo: Depends on whether you’re speaking physically, financially, or psychologically.

Kuryakin: And what makes you so superior? You don’t rate exactly yourself with Dun & Bradstreet.

Solo: Yes, but I have t...