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anonymus-maximus-er:

bisexual-engineer-guy:

gunsandfireandshit:

angrybell:

one-shitpost-a-day:

unreformedcarrots:

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

For the uninitiated:

My preferred version:

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he’s just also a troll, which is why he’s a patent lawyer.