No Refunds, No Returns: The Relationship Warranty Debate

Ever feel like modern dating comes with hidden fees? Love might be a thrill ride, but does it need an extended warranty?

Some people want commitment insurance—that long-term, all-inclusive plan with repair services (aka couple’s therapy), roadside assistance (aka emotional support), and maybe even a lemon law clause for when things go south.

Others? They prefer the as-is deal—no warranties, no coverage, just good times until the engine gives out.

So, what’s your take? Do relationships run smoother without the fine print? Or is it worth securing a warranty—just in case?

Candice knows better than to trust in guarantees—especially when the fine print is written by a killer.
Ledge Pond