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#animals might not be able to parse sentences but this is on you for putting the words baby and walk in the same string (x)

My parents had a Doberman, freakishly smart. We used to go on hikes and I was always the last one out of bed on those mornings. Dog was impatient, Dad told the dog ‘Not until [me] gets out of bed.’

First thing I see that morning through bleary, half-closed eyes? The dog’s nose, blowing into my face. Later I learned that h...