Preserved In Amber

Reality is a horrible foe to fight. You can delay it for a bit, but it always wins.

Have you ever tried standing on one foot? I do it on the regular when I put my jeans or socks on. And it’s fine. However, if I try standing on a foot for more than two minutes or so… well, I can. It’s not a big deal really. Except every minute it gets a little harder, and eventually the other foot is going to come down on the floor.

The left has been standing on one foot since 1991, when the Soviet U...