Rules for newbie servants at the castle…

1. If you see a protoplasmic horror stealing cake from the kitchens, ignore him. That’s just Sam doing Sam things. Just make a note of it on the chart, so the cooks know to make more cake.

2. If you see a dragon basking in the sun, don’t worry. That’s just Spot. If, however, the dragon does not have black scales and a white spot on his snout, immediately inform the closest zombie or ninja rat because that isn’t Spot. Also, run.

3. If you see rats wandering around with miniature weapons and equ...