Imo, christians would have an easier time with the trinity if they described it as like, “my god has three faces” or “jesus is the feet on the earth, the spirit the hands, and god the head” instead of restating polytheism verbatim

We should have a gathering in a place called Nicaea and have this discussion with the various Church leaders, cause I think you're on to something

help-help-i-need-an-adult:

cryptotheism:

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lastoneout:

hold on I have to google something

lol who's the sultry little binch on the bottom there

Probably Santa if I remember my church history correctly. Or the guy he hit in the face

That is Arius the Heretic, the guy who got punched by St. Nicholas.

So yeah, the guy who got punched by ...