Naming the names -- D'Artagnan Hoyt

A post by D'Artagnan Hoyt, the bestest cat in the world (Mommy says so.)

She doesn't like it when I call her mommy. Says she'd remember if she'd given birth to me, which is silly, because I don't remember being born, so no reason why she should. The thing is, I'm probably adopted, because I'm handsome and fuzzy and not a pink blob on two legs, like Mommy and Daddy and the sad, deformed bigger-kittens they have. But, you know, they're still the only family I gots. And they feed me and pet m...