In at least one world…

Santa isn’t a jolly man with a bunch of reindeer. He’s a dragon with black scales, a white spot on his snout, and a goofy smile on his face.

In at least one other world…

Santa is an alcoholic guinea pig with a penchant for junk food who grumbles the whole time while nevertheless giving out gifts to all the good boys and girls.

And in at least one other world…

The dragon and the guinea pig team up to bring good cheer to everybody. Well, it’s more like the guinea pig boozes it up while napping on ...