I don’t fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I’m like “Oh Neptune” and I…

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tricky-pockets:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

I don’t fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I’m like “Oh Neptune” and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I’m like “I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie” and someone’s like “Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?” I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

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