Listen, I’m having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in…

roseintherainforest:

libraford:

fittingoutjane:

libraford:

Listen, I’m having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

“I’m pretty sure that fella ain’t here legally.”

“Well, that ain’t your business Chip, it’s his.”

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like ‘gender wage gap’ they’ll tell you you’re brainwashed by the far left media.

“He’s one of them transgenders.”

“He got freed...