4 Pickup Lines That Got the Girl

Some pickup lines flop, but then there are those special pickup lines that rock (rhyme intentional, hurr hurr). So, I decided to scour the interwebs this past week so I could bring to you the pickup lines that saved the day, got the girl (and gave me a good chuckle).



Jodi McClure (a.k.a. @PunkLit in the Twitterverse) said:

@AnaHart03 Guy in a video game told my avatar, "You look really nice in high settings." Had to fall in love with him after that! :)

I totally can't blame you for that one, Jodi! You gotta love a witty sense of humor! And it totally reminds me of this video:







Shayna York (a.k.a. @ShaynaYork in the Twitterverse) said:

@AnaHart03 My hubby walked across a dance floor, held out his hand to me and said "Dance with me!" He had ensured a slow song would play!

D'awwwwh. That's so sweet. My boyfriend and I dance all the time! In the kitchen. And the living room. And wherever. Though I can't really waltz to save my life. He's the twinkle toes in this relationship!






A screaming orgasm? Nummy.

VN Dare on Facebook said:

Mine involved a drink. He walked up to me, set it down in front of me and said, "I ordered you a Screaming Orgasm. To avoid any confusion about what I have in mind for tonight." Yeah...the next night, we met at the same place. The waitress asked if I wanted another Screaming Orgasm. Without missing a beat, he replied, "No thanks, she just had one."

LOL. Once again, it's the sense of humor! And the nice, sharp... wit!




You know, I actually was won over with a pickup line, too. It's true! As I'm sure you've realized by now, I'm a huge sucker for smart guys with a good sense of humor. So what was the pickup line that had me melting into his hands?

"I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves."

Priceless <3

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For giggles! Pickup lines volunteered from my other awesome Facebook peeps:



Jean Joachim said her favorite pickup line is:

Wannna f**k? Works on men every time. LOL.

While Mike Woody offered the following gems:

 "I wish I was crossed eyed so I could see you twice." AND "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."

Derek Austin Johnson said his favorite pickup line is:

"Excuse me, miss, does this tag smell like chloroform?"

And last, but not least, Gary L Robinson said his favorite pickup line is:

Look into mine eyes and see thy soul for thy soul is mine own. 

Thanks for sharing guys! This was a lot of fun :)



So, tell me, were you ever successfully picked up by a pickup line?

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. And she honestly can't think of anything else snarky, silly, or random to put down here. Really. Toaster.




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