‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

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Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long and storied history. 

Now, with our nation at a pivotal crossroads, The Onion‘s editorial board faces its most difficult de...