Help with Obnoxious Self-Promotion

I am not much for obnoxious self-promotion. So I am getting some help.

Self-promotion is something that I am loathe to do. It goes against my nature. Oh sure, I can do the false bravado and bragging thing with my family and friends, but for the most part, I do not like to talk about myself or think too highly of myself. After all, once I start to do that, I get knocked right back down. My family and friends see to that.

(I do wonder if I might have been somewhat of a braggart back in the...